Traffic bumper stickers

___  Follow close to our next accident

___  One text or call can wreck it all

___  Hazard ahead: apes in cars

 

___  be productive, dont reproduce

___  The closer you get, the slooower I go

 

___  Follow closer for fresh carcinogens

___  I'll go even slower so you can get even closer, you dumb fucking idiot

 

___  crash dummy on board

___  You'd drive safer with that phone up your ass

 

 
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