Humorous bumper stickers

___  If you dont like gay marriage, dont marry a gay person

___  Jesus saves but does he clutter

___  Another dumb bumpersticker in large type, with smaller satirical slogansin smaller type

___  Make America fart again: eat beans

___  Procrastinate NOW

___  Reality is overrated

 

___  Doctor Laur is a biological error

___  I covet my neighbor's ass AND I VOTE

___  Have you hugged your inner neanderthal today

___  Never forget whats-his-name

___  SMOKING is good because CIGARETTES can traded for SEX and DRUGS if you are ever IN JAIL

 

___  If Jesus rose from the dead, is Jesus a zombie?

___  Flirt harder, I'm clueless

___  I'd like a close personal relationship with someone who will leave me alone

___  I'm pro-Zact and I vote

___  I am gullible and I vote

 

___  Crash dummy on board

___  Screw family values

___  cah cah happens

___  Diligence pays off eventually but procrastination pays off now

___  If we outlaw pressure cookers, only outlaws' girlfriends will accidentally blow themselves up in the kitchen when they are cooking up that meth

 

 
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